Christmas is saved! “Maybe the weirdest and best of Seattle’s Christmas Traditions..” according to Seattle’s The Stranger, will return to Theatre Off Jackson in December of 2025! The all-star variety spectacular has cemented itself as one of the must-see holiday shows in Seattle, and for good reason! Mark your calendars now so you don’t miss an incredible and outrageous evening with Scott and a cast of Seattle luminaries as they try to figure out who’s fighting a war on Christmas and what for?

It’s a hilarious night of comedy, songs, dance numbers, delightful videos, and partial nudity! 

Joining Scott are an amazing group of illustrious superstars:
Ade

Glory Joel

Mandy Price &

Major Scales!

Written by Freddy Molitch and Scott Shoemaker!

A co-production from Shoes and Pants Productions and Theatre off Jackson

Treat yourself to some holiday cheer in December 2025 while you laugh your Christmas stockings off! But be warned...this show is definitely on the naughty list!